Your tags 🏷️ to this piece suggest your nutsack is dangling in the ocean between U.K. and the USA.

In my country we call that a SOUTPIEL … there is nothing more derogatory than being called that.

You sir, have become a “soutpiel”.

It’s humour … ! How do you sleep at night?
Next you’ll be telling me you don’t put gravy on your chips. You put ketchup on your fries. Heinz.

I laugh in your general direction.