The takeaway is:-

Always have your seat 💺 in the upright position . So you’re ready to offer assistance with flight instructions

Travel in a kung fu 🥋 uniform with a black belt. Bare foot is ok too / it makes security easier to navigate.

Always take a compass and during the flight ask loudly … “why are we going north north east …”
(Nobody knows what direction it should be anyway, but they now think you do, and it’s obviously wrong)

Carry on luggage should include a microwave and ‘snacks’

Great piece