Somebody told me it’s easier to get boosted if you publish under your own name, instead of through a publication. That can’t be right, can it?

Anyway … I can’t fathom list making. Mainly because it requires me to get off the couch, so I’ve probably never been boosted.

Don’t tell Smillew though, he told me to do a list of food stories and I said I would. A few months ago, and I’m still not there yet.

Although I can do a kicker by myself now. My nurse doesn’t need to help me anymore.

Here, hold my beer… I’m gonna stand up and check if I’ve ever been BOOSTED.

Apart from by Adam. You know what comes after Adam … it’s not Eve …. It’s meee!!

Now that’s funny. In any language.