Smillew, I just want you to know … I didn’t read your boost worthy article from Marsha.

I have nothing against Marsha or Marshmallows…

But I care rocks about the ‘boost’! Just saying.

Have I been boosted. You bet I have. But in all honesty I prefer good sex and hot coffee. Again, just saying.

But I’m offering you first pick of 20 of my articles for Linda, for the knock down, Black Friday, price of 599.00. I’ll split the 900 with you plus 10% of my December earnings.

It’s a take it or leave it offer. Although I am negotiable on that.

Uve.

Public announcement.

I’m playing Santa in the Diwali production of “The Merrigold Hotel goes Western on your Ass”. It stars Clint Eastwood and a horse with no name.

Spoiler alert - there are no gifts, and no BOoSTS!

So, I won’t be publishing in December. You heard it here first!

Unless of course you heard it there, first, in which case … just act surprised!