Sell seashells … but not at the sea shore. Its like snow. Nobody buys snow cones in Reykjavik.

Sell them inland. Or bury them near an inland excavation site and watch the archeologists scratch there heads wondering how the ocean got to Stonehenge (or similar).

Sell the knowledge to the archaeologists but get the money before spilling the beans.

Spilling beans is a euphemism in this bullshit.

Hey that’s a definite title there. Just needs a storyline.

PS so is bullshit