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What happens when you “get scared half to death” …. TWICE?
Can we spell creativity any way we want?
Difference between “theory” and “reality”.
Son comes home and asks Dad: “Our teacher says, for homework, we must find out what the difference is. Can you help?”
Dad says: “sure, go ask your mum if she’d sleep with the plumber for 1 million dollars.”
Son returns – “she says she would!”
Dad: “Now go do the same with your sister.”
Son returns and says “she would too!”
Dad: “Well there you go … in theory we’re sitting on 2 million dollars. In reality we’ve got two “slappers” in the house!”
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My son asked me what’s The big difference between baby boomers and millennials … it’s this:
Boomers did acid at Woodstock. And they still remember how to use a rotary phone;
Millennials do probiotics. The fluara in a millennials gut is “lit”, and they can take disappearing “dick pics” with their smartphone thanks to snapchat
This is a true story:
My local McDonalds has 768 reviews on yelp and 1236 on TripAdvisor!!
