My Wife’s Giving Birth … I’m Commentating!
Giving birth is not painful at all … ! I should know … I was in the room!
It also helps if you’ve got a decent “ball carrier” to pick up the slack. And by BALL CARRIER … I mean wife! Mine’s a trooper. She does say, I do everything around here. And I gotta say, when it comes to childbirth — she ain’t wrong.