My wife wasn’t impressed when I slapped her in the face - she was sitting next to me by the computer…

I found I could turn a great deal more. I was incentivised.

I could have missed … but another person told me to “cease the day”. Take every opportunity. So I did.

The cardio from running away from my wife into the garden also helped.

I said it was all Annie’s fault.

She’s not buying it.

But seriously - it does work.

I had to wait for my eye to reopen from the retaliatory smack and swelling reduction before I could write this.

I jest! Or do I …. 😜