My fathers toilet cistern was constantly in need of repair. Obviously there wasn’t a bottle of alcohol in the cistern …
“It’s not flushing properly, I’ll just go check it again,”
“Oops I forgot to pee.”
“Oh no I left my jackhammer in the cistern”
I’m gonna check the ssshishtern one lasssss time
Written by Uvebruce
Brand Nerd. Waiting for the fat lady to sing ! Dyslexic - is it there or their. Passionate about making time to just think!! Sadly thinking hasn’t helped much.