Misunderstandings that Will Change the Course of the World

Well … they’ll affect my dinner anyway!

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1. A War less Likely :-

Due to a poor grasp of grammar and Geopolitics, a war on the Ukraine -Russian Border appears less likely for Americans as General Lloyd Austen III, the USA Defense Secretary, has stationed 50 000 men on the Yukon Border, to threaten President Putin, in a clear misunderstanding;

2. Gazpacho Soup :-

A delicious cold soup usually made from vegetables.

Nazi :-

A member of the Secret German Police during World War II.

Gazpacho Police :-

A mistake by conflating the soup and the secret German police by American Far Right Congresswoman, Marjorie Taylor Greene has halted all inquiry into the Capitol Hill Riots, until the Gazpacho Police are formally identified and included as “Terrorists” under the Terrorist Activity Bill. Until then, nothing can proceed.

Marjorie is doing little to break through the glass ceiling for women generally and is most likely to run for Republican Presidential Nominee as she has all the right credentials.

She takes the expression — Revenge is best served cold to new heights. In other news, restaurants are inundated…