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“Lola” the dog has found her MOJO again !

Uvebruce
8 min readMay 22, 2021

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A little story of how our family dog is changing school children’s lives. Plus a ‘Truthful’ guide of how dogs get into “doggy heaven.”

Our West Highland White Terrier, Lola is back at the top of her game. We are so grateful.

Photo be author of Lola being contained during school lessons. Her ‘mom’ is sitting at the white desk.

Once upon a time, Lola, a precious family member and dog had lost her mojo. Her doggy brother and companion, Monty, had to be put down and Lola was ever so lonely. She searched high and low for Monty, but sadly he had been taken to doggy heaven via the usual method … in a chariot made of delicious dog biscuits – chicken flavour, his favourite.

The 6 dogs pulling Monty’s chariot up to heaven, each had the most glorious pair of wings expertly made and fitted to help them fly. The wings are made from Golden Labrador hair, which is carefully woven together with German precision, by specially trained Dachshund master weavers.

The Dachshunds all wear specially designed thick tortoiseshell glasses so they can see incredibly well, subsequently they never drop a stitch.

Brunhilda the Bavarian Dachshund bitch is in charge. Nobody messed with Brunhilda as she could yodel SO loudly if you dared question her authority, that nobody ever dares.

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Uvebruce
Uvebruce

Written by Uvebruce

Brand Nerd. Waiting for the fat lady to sing ! Dyslexic - is it there or their. Passionate about making time to just think!! Sadly thinking hasn’t helped much.

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