Just purchased 3 cans of Old Spice - waahoo!
Where else can you get flowers but a PETROL station cause they don’t sell GAS! Unless farts are considered gas.

Have you met my friend Spanky Monkey - the one-eyed trouser python?

I use a long fingernail for picking teeth and for anal scraping.

Surely a “meaningless bonk” requires a bareback no-condom bonk.

And finely all girlies LOVE a Dutch oven? No?

My flip flops are covered in toe jam but I’ll clean them, please can I join?