Jeezuz you’re a needy wanker!

Fuck off already (yawn). Leave me to my granola cereal and milk substitute (Famous Grouse) combo here. And yes, obviously I add sugar too.

I’m constipated.

Hahaha. Mate if you can’t make Medium work, we are all doomed. Seriously.

And if you leave, honest to g. I’ll hunt you down and I will find you. (This is done in Liam Neeson voice).