Jeez I hate it when you’re right.

You take away my pleasure in creating a scene!

I was certain you were going to add a 2 penny service charge. Why didn’t you just do that and make me happy. But no … Malky has to upset the bloody apple cart.

Don’t you Malky! It’s not a certainty … but I may have a little sulk for 3 minutes now.

Only because you’re right though. And tell Baxter’s to get off their arse and bring back Beef Consommé immediately.

Bastards.