It’s not Bonfire either, it’s called Guy Fawkes Night in educated, normal, well adjusted homes.
Although you might HAVE a bonfire on Guy Fawkes. In your case I just wish they’d put some gunpowder in your anal ‘plot’ to signify the reason behind the festival - being the Gunpowder Plot of 1605.
Written by Uvebruce
Brand Nerd. Waiting for the fat lady to sing ! Dyslexic - is it there or their. Passionate about making time to just think!! Sadly thinking hasn’t helped much.