In the time you spent pulling this listicle together you could have

Clipped and buffed your toenails;
Had a manicure;
Checked your prostrate … thrice;
Checked your hat for lice;
Opened a neighbourhood hot cocoa stand;
Formed a band; and

Had a one night erectile dysfunction with explanations as to why.

And yet … here we are.

(You thought I was gonna do 10 right.) get this … I’m unpredictable!!! Yeah - you heard.