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I politely asked if they had an apple. The family looked at me like I’d flopped my cock out onto the table.

The Only Fruit You Should Be Eating This Autumn — If You Don’t Want to Die!
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Philip Ogley

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Uvebruce
Uvebruce

Written by Uvebruce

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Brand Nerd. Waiting for the fat lady to sing ! Dyslexic - is it there or their. Passionate about making time to just think!! Sadly thinking hasn’t helped much.

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