I was a bit disappointed with this piece.

I thought it was about “ how to get the “clap” in your 50’s” and as a sexually dormant man in my fifties - I’d take the clap any day just to get some action.

You’ve left me ‘limp & lifeless’ … I could only manage one clap but in my head it’s 50.

In my head the doorbell ringing is Julia Roberts too, not Murph with another pizza delivery.