I think Philip is a very deep person. And assessing his surroundings.

And when I say deep, I mean literally. His neighbour didn’t want to share the turkey and impaled Phil with his own garden shears. He’s a Gardner you know.

If you investigate his offerings, you’ll never see a pic of his shrub! Or his bush! So it’s fair to conclude he’s a shite gardener.

Who steals his bosses wines. Expensive wines. And his past caught up with him and the impaling neighbour and the jilted boss have dug a deep hole and Philip is in it.

Philip is a deep person.

It’s either that or he’s in Blighty being bored senseless by Newcastle Brown Ale and nerdy family over Christmas.

I’m told he’s a bit of a Scrooge.

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