I have several MAJOR issues with this post : -

Nobody is interested in how he was cooked. People are asking - 'What is eating Gilbert Grape" - Fact check!

I resent the Microscopic insinuation. I am four kids down, so its clearly adequate.

News FLASH - Shortyshortshort is not WORD.

But I will let it go cause you a sort of girl writer. And its Valentine's soon. The publisher is in trouble though - microscopic ... I never!