I don’t write. Promptly or otherwise,

I’m on sabbatical from 1st April (yes, it’s fools day) .., I’m aware.

But if I did, which I’m not, but if I did, I’d be onto this faster than an oiled up ferret climbing the inner workings of an anal passage.

I might be back! (Use Arnold’s voice please), or don’t read that line at all. That’s a missive!