Frikkin genius. How you come up with paras like this is beyond me.

…ee huggers. Sauron says they’re lecherous tree-humpers. “When an Ent’s got a woody,” warns Sauron, “it drops its leaves, exposes its nuts, and shivers the timbers of the nearest tree it can reach. There’s nothing worse than watching an Ent bend a willow over and do it dogwood style.”
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Frikkin genius. 

How you come up with paras like this is beyond me.
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Brand Nerd. Waiting for the fat lady to sing ! Dyslexic - is it there or their. Passionate about making time to just think!! Sadly thinking hasn’t helped much.
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