Firstly, Tony’s only arrived in Rome in 873AD … so tough titty on that one.
Secondly, my stories are above your intellect but if you just shut your eyes and take a stab … with your gladiatorial spear … at my ‘selection’ … it’ll be good enough for you.
Thirdly - WELCOME BACK STAARRRKKKYYYY …
You’ve made my last 5 seconds.