Dear Blair’s,

Santa’s real … and that’s the end of it, in our house. And if my 28 year old son and 25, 18 and 16 year old daughters don’t like it … they get no gifts!

Lol.

I’ve gone into great detail to explain St.Nicolas who is Father Christmas, not Father Xmas, but Christmas, and is real.

I further explained that they lied about having sex and smoking when they were young and we all just glossed over the truth so if it’s good for the goose, it’s good for the gander.

After three weeks of bread and water- while locked in the basement. They had a panic induced brain relapse and everything is fine again. Yay for Father Christmas who negotiated their release on favourable terms.

Furthermore, we all know reindeer can fly. I’ve seen the movie. Movie’s don’t lie.

Love

The Grinch who knows Christmas is legit.