Uvebruce
4 min readSep 8, 2020

It’s a job for a ventriloquist!

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When you arrive at a busy coffee shop, and they’re running a queue, when did it become ‘the norm’ for a pseudo barista to shout out to you, 27th in line,

“What drink do you want”!!

and actually expect you to holler the order back.

If I holler back and the line is slow … I potentially get a cold ‘hot’ beverage, alternatively a warm ‘cold’ beverage – either…

Uvebruce

Brand Nerd. Waiting for the fat lady to sing ! Dyslexic - is it there or their. Passionate about making time to just think!! Sadly thinking hasn’t helped much.