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When you get your hair done, is the colour tint served “on the side”. When you’re shagging your partner … do you passionately scream out …

Can I have the rest of this in a “doggie bag”…!”

When you buy a can of regular coke, you don’t ask the shop keeper if he can remove 50% of the sugar. NO, you grab…

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Uvebruce

Uvebruce

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Brand Nerd. Waiting for the fat lady to sing ! Dyslexic - is it there or their. Passionate about making time to just think!! Sadly thinking hasn’t helped much.