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Can I have my orgasm “on the side”!
No! So sorry … but you cannot.
When you get your hair done, is the colour tint served “on the side”. When you’re shagging your partner … do you passionately scream out …
“Can I have the rest of this in a “doggie bag”…!”
When you buy a can of regular coke, you don’t ask the shop keeper if he can remove 50% of the sugar. NO, you grab a Coke Zero or diet equivalent … don’t you?
So why is it considered ok to deconstruct a meal in a restaurant!
I feel it’s my duty to share the other side of a restaurant meal or “ special” being dissected by “amateur hour”.
And don’t get me started on “I’m allergic to …”!
Can we have 8 of your delicious “Cheesy garlic & Parmesan breadsticks”, served hot please. I love them. “No … no …, nobody else is coming, it’s just the two of us.” For the entree I’ll have the grilled salmon but without the garlic in the garlic parsley sauce … I’m allergic to garlic!”
What the server says is:
“I’ll ask”.
What the server is thinking is:
“ yeah right … 8 GARLIC breadsticks and between eating enough garlic bread for Britain, and your entree’s arrival, you’ve developed a garlic allergy! Give me a break!
