As a restaurant owner, all I can say is JeeZUS this is funny, no review of molecular or 3 star Michelin venues will ever compare top this.

If you do not start a tongue in cheek "review" column, and die a pauper with flannels on, you only have yourself to blame. I will NEVER ask you how I look, should we ever meet, id rather attack Putin with a feather duster.

You hit this out the park ma'am.