All that restaurant cashing up at the end of long nights has paid off.

I’ll have it known that I can now look at a pile of money in any configuration, and get incredibly close by just looking.

That’s what 25 years x 300 days of cash ups do for you.

I am deeply honoured to have taken part. It’s not the winning that counts … it’s the outing of Malky as a scoundrel that is most satisfactory.

But then again … it is money and he is of Scottish descent. It’s genetic.