Aaaah. My idea of a perfect mum. I laughed so hard …

My daughter swims State and my wife is a registered timekeeper. And totally shit at it.

I mean seriously shit. And couldn’t give a rats arse, … her motto - you asked me to do this. I did not volunteer. So suck it up

Timekeepers - times please

Lane 1 - 1:34
Lane 2 - 1:35
Lane 3 - 1:27
Lane 4 - 1 hour 4 min and 38 sec. (My wife is lane 4)
Lane 5 - 1:33 …. And so on