I offer this as part of my Celebrated marriage guidance program. — I told you so - As soon as you say this, she will immediately realise it’s her fault. That you did previously tell her and she’s going to have to accept your intervention, because you are the male in the house. Why Don’t you just Calm Down - She is…

The Story Grows. To catch up or refresh your memory, the 1st & 2nd Chapters are linked below. Now Wanted for Tax Evasion & Questioning by Her Majesty’s Revenue & Customs — the Car Park Attendant. Who Fooled Everybody for 20-Years. Unbelievable but true. Hold onto your hats, his future could get a bit bumpy. He fooled everybody for 20-years, but can he fool the tax inspector, one last time. Robin had learned that the best…

Unbelievable but true. — This guy was the perfect Robin Hood, only he kept the proceeds for himself. As my father used to say … “charity starts at home”. He didn’t include car washes or anything special, he followed the cardinal rule of success. Keep it simple! Cheap parking. I love this guy and…

Don’t laugh — this is a serious post! Do not laugh. Stop. This. Instant! — Poop jokes, farting, and poop generally, are always funny and appeal to the mischief in all of us. Wanna make a class of students from kindergarten to University doctorate level laugh uncontrollably — fart while the teacher/lecturer is teaching. If you want to change the tone at a funeral —…

Is it just me thinking this? — They used to hide in the kitchen, as ants do underground, and as Titus 2 vs. 3–5 suggests, should be “good managers of the household, kind, being submissive to their husbands …”. But since they’ve come out of the kitchen, they’re everywhere and out of control. Culling is thus an…

I did not last, and here’s what I learned. — Going FULL commando and just going commando are one and the same. It’s just some Hasselhoff prune trying to hype himself up. But there is something special about an older person going commando isn’t there? A sort of “mid-life, ‘special needs’, existential moment of crisis.” Personally, I am not going…

Humans are creatures of both habit and idiosyncrasy … — We balk at the idea of swallowing … you know, and yet consume eggnog as a festive treat. Most of us carry a timepiece of sorts because it is important, but nobody values time. Why is time not sold on the ‘futures’ market? …

You know the story. — The struggle for tortoises to celebrate their various victories is real. None more so than when the Tortoise beat the Hare. Generally, we judge tortoise expressions too quickly. They’re happier than they look. A tortoise party can last all of 6 months, that’s why they carry homes on their backs…

I’m sexy. You know it. They know it. I live it. It has definite drawbacks. — 6 things I have to watch out for as … “UveBruce — The sexiest man on the planet.” — anonymous. I woke yesterday and examined myself in the new full-length mirror. I was alone in the house, naked. Think Timothée Chalamet ramp modelling, then add a few pounds. I took a proper gander at my torso. I strutted and twirled. …