All I want for Christmas is for you to list my latest invention under the “Male Gifting Experience”, I think I will make a bomb in 2024. — Dear Santa, I know you’ve heard via the grapevine that I don’t believe in you. I want you to know it’s a vicious rumour started by Kristen Stark because she’s jelli of my (cinnamon) flavoured, “buns.” And I did not say, “With all those mince pies you scoff, it’s no…